posted 2 years agoNov 5, 2022, 10:05 pm with 118,294 notes

crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

A lot of you in the notes seem to desire my dad carnally.

posted 2 years agoNov 5, 2022, 9:26 pm with 20,161 notes

lampgate:

transgender transgender the 5th of november or whatever the quote is

posted 2 years agoNov 5, 2022, 1:46 pm with 2 notes

well folks its been quite the hiatus but i heard nsfw is back in the year of our lord 2022 so i have returned to bring u some most excellent shitposts

posted 6 years agoOct 6, 2019, 12:33 am with 21,193 notes

tangledwing:

Blue sea snail  (Chromodoris willanii), a shell-less marine gastropod mollusk.It is most common in the seas of various islands of Indonesia. You can also find them near the shores of Philippines. Chromodoris Wilani is a sponge eater. They feed on Semitaspongia groups of sponges.

posted 6 years agoOct 4, 2019, 10:00 pm with 125,483 notes

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even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images

posted 6 years agoOct 4, 2019, 9:44 pm with 96,475 notes

everythingfox:

Super detailed painting, truly stunning

(Source: reddit.com)

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friarlucas:

one thing i hate about media is how there’s no sort of representation for how badly friendship break ups fuck you up. like there are a million and one films about romantic break ups but i have yet to see a film or television show that accurately depicts how difficult friendships falling apart can be and how that stuff can really leave you with wounds and behaviors that take ages to heal

posted 6 years agoJul 11, 2019, 12:59 pm with 237,075 notes
Track: We Are Young
Artist: Hozier
Album: We Are Young Cover

cursethem00n:

hozieer:

Hozier covers We Are Young by Fun. 

Someone make out w/ me to this for like 3 hours ok

posted 6 years agoJul 11, 2019, 12:02 pm with 3,580 notes

bogleech:

mounmantaka:

noblepeasant:

bprinny:

bogleech:

this mite’s tiny high-up red eyes

A lot of people seem to assume that a mite or tick has a little “head” under its body like a beetle or something would but the head IS the body, they’re one fused piece, and a lot of them have eyes on the sides or top!!

I had to look up to see if this mite was interchangeable with tick and it wasn’t so that means it’s okay to think this little guy is adorable

As far as I’m aware, this particular species of mite is a vegetarian.

Aren’t mites the things that mess with snakes though?

Oh there are actually about 50,000 known species of mite and probably over a million unnamed species of mite on Earth, JUST SOME of which include:

  • The typical parasitic, tiny skin mites that infest reptiles, birds and mammals
  • Ticks, which are in fact the largest of all mites
  • Mites that only suck the fluids of other bugs
  • Nicer mites that just clean the skin of their hosts, including many bird feather mites and microscopic mites living in our eyelash follicles
  • The dust mites found in all houses that only eat our old skin flakes
  • Plant mites
  • Fungus mites
  • Mites that only eat rotten meat and all just ride around on top of flies or beetles to get there
  • Predatory mites that hunt other things around their size
  • Plankton-feeding water mites
  • Mites we’ve documented and named but still don’t know what they eat
  • Long worm-shaped mites that swim through searing hot desert sand and we don’t know exactly what they’re eating
  • Mites that live in special mite-carrying pockets on the backs of some wasps and protect the wasp’s eggs from other parasites
  • Mites that only live inside of stink bug stink glands, eating their stink juice
  • Mites that only live in and eat the intestines of sea urchins
  • Mites that only live on the eyeballs of fruit bats eating eye secretions
  • Mites that only live in the noses of walruses eating mucus
  • Mites that only live inside of turtle anuses eating turtle poop
  • Mites that only live in the noses of hummingbirds but only mate in flowers so when the hummingbird stops for a drink the mites jump out of its nostrils and run down the beak at speeds relatively exceeding a cheetah
  • A mite that only lives on the end of an army ant’s leg after removing the army ant’s foot but it’s okay because the ant can use the mite as a possibly even better foot
  • A mite that only lives in the left ear of one kind of moth, and only the left, because if they lived in both ears the moth wouldn’t be able to hear a bat coming which would eat the mites along with the moth
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silkirose:

scribblehooves:

piraticoctopus:

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

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